Mike Royko wrote about Donald Trump several times, and thanks to Google News we can find them in their archives. Check out what Mike had to say about The Donald 25 years ago:

“The Trump stumped for once” http://bit.ly/1XWn2X0

“Trump may be cad or scoundrel, but certainly not a cheapskate” http://bit.ly/1XCw9vz

“2 Trumps are worse than both” http://bit.ly/1sfBzRJ

“Is that Trump’s girlfriend? No, his laundress” http://bit.ly/1WQFvVx

“I miss Mike very much,” Sam says in May 2000. “I see Mike three, four times. Matter of fact, I see him three days ago. Mike come by here. It was when he was dead. I ask him if he remembers when I said, ‘Mike, if anything ever happen to me, I want you to keep the Billy Goat name alive.’ And he nods his head and I tell him, ‘Now that you are gone I am going to keep your name alive. I’m going to make sure your name will live forever.'”

Gilda Radner passed away in 1989 at age 42 from cancer. We remember her each year and ask you to help support Gilda’s Club in Chicago.

Gilda’s Club Chicago offers FREE programs for men, women, children, and their families and friends whose lives have been impacted by any kind of cancer. http://www.gildasclubchicago.org/

We took your recommendation and the goat’s hair has never looked more fabulous! Stop in and see for yourself. Cheezborger is on the house!

70 Years. 7 Months. 7 Days. The Curse goes on until the goat gets in! Let’s make this Friday the 13th the Cubs’ lucky day and finally let the goat in! Remember, the Curse is REAL. The goat brings GOOD luck. Let the goat in and kiss the curse goodbye!

Congratulations to the Chicago Cubs on an exciting start to the season! The Cubs are 25-8. They’ve scored 100 more runs than their opponents. We can’t wait to come to a game and cheer them on!

Remember that the goat is GOOD luck and he’s still waiting for an invitation. We can help you with your playoff push!

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When second count, count on RITUAL! Order and pay online and skip the line at Billy Goat. Available at Michigan Avenue, Lake Street and Merchandise Mart locations.

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